If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.
I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.
You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.
The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.
Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon.
I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'
I don't need adult supervision.
Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.
I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it?
I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.
In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.
I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like dry wine because they haven't had a dry wine that's clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing.
Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.
