I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.
Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls.
When I was 15, 16, 17 years old, I spent five hours a day juggling, and I probably spent six hours a day seriously listening to music. And if I were 16 now, I would put that time into playing video games.
The reason I'm an I.B.M.-type guy today is that I really needed a laptop back in 1986, and I just couldn't wait for the Powerbook.
I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.
You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican.
I don't speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats.
I love when violent, dangerous art is done by people who are not violent and dangerous. I love that when George Romero was making 'Dawn of the Dead,' he was coaching his son's little league team.
I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.
The vast majority of people who have mental illness problems never hurt anybody.
You have in Vegas the most heterogeneous audience you're gonna get anywhere in the country. In Boston, Chicago, Miami, you know who goes to the theater. In Vegas, you have people who only see one theater show a year, and it's in Vegas.
This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it's more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I'll ever need.
I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenally successful.
Poker would have never gotten on TV when we only had three networks.
TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows.
Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.
Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around.
Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned that difference.
If I had to imagine omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent power in the universe that chose to make my mother suffer, I don't know how I would make that make sense in the universe.
The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people.
