There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.
At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.
Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.
My idea of fast food is a mallard.
For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.
Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.
There is no finer sonic-producing weapon for a guitar slayer than a hand crafter Gibson masterpiece.
Every study on crime and or firearms proves time and time again, that 99.99999% of American gun owners do not commit crimes or use our firearms in any dangerous or improper way.
Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet.
Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever witnessed for over 70 years. They are as American as God, guns and rock and roll.
I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.
I'm so much fun. Every kid wishes I was their grandpa! I'm the Motor City Madgramps.
Americans have the right to choose to be unarmed and helpless. Be my guest.
Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie.
The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.
I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.
If America is a nation of laws as we proclaim, then our immigration laws are part of the package.
Like all other law-abiding Americans, I fully support legal immigration.
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.
