A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
