Love is saying you're sorry. It's the opposite of those cherub posters that say, 'Love is never having to say you're sorry.' Wrong! Love is three sorrys a day. If you haven't met that quota, something's wrong.
I've always had this unresolved desire to prove that I could get a Ph.D., or contribute something else to the world.
When you're a young child, you pick a totem animal, and you just identify with it to the point of wishing you were that animal.
The largest room in the world is room for improvement. You know, some mornings my thighs are fat. Some days my hair looks great. That's the human condition.
Sometimes I think opposable thumbs were invented so teenage girls could use text messaging.
When I was growing up in New York City, my father was a taxi driver for a time.
