Some people fascinate me. They really worship at the altar of their careers, you know? And it's terrifying. It's sort of like setting a table and waiting for someone to come along and whoosh - push all the plates onto the floor.
I've always had this unresolved desire to prove that I could get a Ph.D., or contribute something else to the world.
When you're a young child, you pick a totem animal, and you just identify with it to the point of wishing you were that animal.
The largest room in the world is room for improvement. You know, some mornings my thighs are fat. Some days my hair looks great. That's the human condition.
Sometimes I think opposable thumbs were invented so teenage girls could use text messaging.
When I was growing up in New York City, my father was a taxi driver for a time.
