Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
