We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
