I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.
I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.
I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.
