Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
