You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.
Tags: humor

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The thing with Bill Shatner is he brings something unique to everything he does. He's not the obvious choice for anything, but he always brings something special to it.
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I'm not a guy who curses very much in my personal life. When I curse it sounds like a kid trying to be cool. But I think there are quite a few people, my father being one of them, who use curse words rather eloquently.
Tags: father, people, cool, life
I just wanted to compile these stories about growing up with my father and I wanted people to be able to enjoy them individually, but also the entire book as a whole.
Tags: enjoy, book, father, people
... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.
Tags: inspiration, humor
See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.
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