Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
