You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24.
'Terminator 2' is so good. I love it.
The moment I walk into a room, I have kind of like the Terminator's tracking system for where the food is, and I can get there immediately.
It sounds so nerdy and pathetic, but what I always do on Sunday afternoon is bring my inbox down to zero, which is so sad. But e-mail has become like homework for adults. I'll have 141 messages from people who will be offended if I don't write back.
Louis C.K. directs his show, which is very much like a series of short films.
Ultimately, jokes are this really special thing that we can all share. It's exciting to have basically a thousand people in a room together that can laugh at the same time, but I think of it almost as, like, a religious experience.
