My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.
Congress: Bingo with billions.
