I don't know anything about the afterlife because I haven't been there yet.
Is New Ageism inherently fascist? Of course not, though I'm happy to pronounce its babble about chakras and cosmic energy errant quackery.
Once the festival achieved a certain level of notoriety, then people began to come here with agendas that were not the same as ours. We can't do anything about that. We can't control that.
Twenty-fourteen is all about growth musically and new agendas.
There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.
I don't worry about a number. I'm fine with aging.
There is a particular whir of agitation about female hunger, a low-level thrumming of shoulds and shouldn'ts and can'ts and wants that can be so chronic and familiar it becomes a kind of feminine Muzak, easy to dismiss, or to tune out altogether, even if you're actively participating in it.
The law is agnostic about truth.
There's no question that Stalin broke the agreements made at Yalta completely about elections that were supposed to be held immediately in Poland, and Eastern Europe was plunged into slavery as a consequence.
AI is a tool. The choice about how it gets deployed is ours.
The AIDS is a disease that is hard to talk about.
When we started Airbnb, I had no idea about the people we would meet or the friendships I would make.
I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.
The chances that your tombstone will read 'Killed by Asteroid' are about the same as they'd be for 'Killed in Airplane Crash.'
Airports in major cities, like LAX, are trippy environments. It is at once a national and international gathering of those in transition: The euphoric, emerging from planes, their journey at an end, and the determined, about to depart.
We've always had a pretty competitive and pretty ferocious battle with British Airways... It's lasted now about 14 years, and we're very pleased to have survived it.
Ronald Reagan used to alarm other constituencies by speaking freely about the End Times foreshadowed in the Bible.
That's the thing about fiction writers: what seems alarming or particular or perverse about them is simply the shape of their brain - they cannot be otherwise.
I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?