I am Buzz Lightyear!
I am the last of the Mohicans, the creme de la creme of cabaret.
I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.
I am the heterosexual Truman Capote.
I very seldom compromise. I am a Capricorn.
I am Fidel Castro and we have come to liberate Cuba.
I am an unpopular electric eel in a pool of catfish.
I am a Catholic.
In the United States, I am a great success, but I am not a celebrity.
I am all for stem cell research.
When I am in the cellar of affliction, I look for the Lord's choicest wines.
I am not a centrist.
I am a writer. I am rooted in Tolstoy, I am rooted in Homer, I am rooted in Cervantes.
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
I am not Julio Cesar Chavez Jr., and Canelo is no Danny Jacobs.
I am a chef who happens to appear on the telly, that's it.
It is my club, I am a Chelsea player.
I am a Christian and a Democrat, that's all.
I am a Christian. That obliges me to be a Communist.
I think that Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi obviously are incredibly sympathetic to the DACA people. And so am I, of course.