When you say a situation or a person is hopeless, you are slamming the door in the face of God.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Painting is easy when you don't know how, but very difficult when you do.
In baseball, you don't know nothing.
If you let your fear of consequence prevent you from following your deepest instinct, your life will be safe, expedient and thin.
If you do not express your own original ideas, if you do not listen to your own being, you will have betrayed yourself.
If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen.
You are remembered for the rules you break.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
May you live all the days of your life.
If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself; all that runs over will be yours.
If you want to be loved, be lovable.
You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?
If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.
We treat our people like royalty. If you honor and serve the people who work for you, they will honor and serve you.
