It was as though all my hostilities, anxieties, and conflicts were in one ball that was flying away into space, farther from me all the time, leaving me content with myself.
When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting.
I could have a roomful of awards and it wouldn't mean beans.
It happens to the best of them. You lay off singing and your throat gets out of practice. No excuses. I blew it.
Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.
I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.
Just call me a family man and an actor who digs his whole scene, side interests and all. Just say I feel mighty good at the ripe old age of 27.
Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.
I dazzle you with that footwork.
George Burns was the father I never had.
I had these shoes made and 2 to 3 inch lifts inside and the heel was another 2 and half inches. I walked around that way, wherever I could without falling over.
There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?
Show me any top entertainer or top business executive, and I'll show you a guy who has mapped out his life from the very start.
Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world.
Mr. Burns is a father symbol to me, and you can omit the word symbol.
My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me.
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Sure my career means a hell of a lot, but it will never come before Sandy and my son.
I drilled holes in the floor of the club, and it's sinking.
The Democratic Party of California is ready to sponsor me. All I have to do is find the right office to run for.
