Quotes Tagged "witty"

I’d heard you were dead.

This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.

Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much.

If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.

Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.

When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.

Politeness is the first thing people lose once they get the power.

The job of feets is walking, but their hobby is dancing.

Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.

Father has a strengthening character like the sun and mother has a soothing temper like the moon.

If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions.

If thinking should precede acting, then acting must succeed thinking.

There was a time when skepticism was an act of rebellion. Since to a degree I both believe in evolution and have faith, I can only conclude that, as prophesied, to have faith will someday be an act of rebellion.

All men, to a lesser or greater extent, are cowardice in the presence of wit.

Once you’ve read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe.

A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn't implement any of it.

Hasta la vista, baby.

I've come to the point where I never feel the need to stop and evaluate whether or not I am happy. I'm just 'being', and without question, by default, it works.

He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable