Quotes Tagged "witty"

It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the size of the room, or the number of couples.

Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia.

I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.

If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!

....Charles laughingly observed,'Gospel and the blues are really, if you break it down, almost the same thing. It's just a question of whether you're talkin' about a woman or God.

Challenges & Hard Times will try to ruin your Spaghetti. Just don't give them a ForK.

Enslavement is still enslavement, no matter how soft the chains.

Fail soon so that you can succeed sooner.

Today it is cheaper to start a business than tomorrow.

Networking isn't how many people you know, it's how many people know you.

If the farmer is rich, then so is the nation.

An entrepreneur with strong network makes money even when he is asleep.

A farmer is a magician who produces money from the mud.

To a farmer dirt is not a waste, it is wealth.

Dear Mr. Right People say you don't exist. Yes, I agree no one is perfect but people can be right with all the imperfections and flaws. Can't they? So, You must know that I do believe in you. I do believe somewhere out there you do exist. Yesterday my friend told me that you aren't riding a White horse but the tortoise that is why you are taking eons to reach me. But that's okay with me, I don't have any preference for your choice of a commute as long as you are using Google Maps with me as your destination. You must have detoured a lot. Hope you had fun but now it's time we start our own adventure. So, reach soon. Yours Forever

My genetics have been in my family for generations.

Everybody needs to be good-natured with a good heart, because in this way we can solve our own problems as well as those of others, and we can make our human life meaningful.

Desires and Karma are the worst enemies living in the same soul together. It depends on us whom we choose and feed.

We do not recognize that we are addicted to some negative psychological habit, some terribly self-destructive patterns of thinking...

We create karma by all kinds of selfish actions.The first thing we must understand is that we are psychologically asleep.It is very difficult for us to be conscious of ourselves. We are not very aware. We must come to recognize that we do not pay attention.